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5 fun things to do in Fable 2

If you read my blog, uh, ever, then you probably know I'm deeply in love with Fable 2 right now. I'm just getting a kick out of every little bit of that game, squeezing it like a wet rag so I can get all of the precious liquid out. Well, I've noticed that there have been 5 things I do every now and then in the game that give me such a kick. Call them diversions or whatever, but they're great fun if your character is super evil like mine is.

5. Turn a ho into a housewife

Just because Kurupt said it can't be done, doesn't mean you shouldn't try

4. Marry 4 women on the same street

Practice the principal

3. Point and laugh at slaves in cages

What were you going to do? Free them?

2. Never, ever heal your dog and let it limp everywhere

My character is more of a cat person

1. Crap your pants. On purpose. Multiple times a day. In front of people.

Staying regular is the foundation of a healthy life, after all

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