5 fun things to do in Fable 2
If you read my blog, uh, ever, then you probably know I'm deeply in love with Fable 2 right now. I'm just getting a kick out of every little bit of that game, squeezing it like a wet rag so I can get all of the precious liquid out. Well, I've noticed that there have been 5 things I do every now and then in the game that give me such a kick. Call them diversions or whatever, but they're great fun if your character is super evil like mine is.
5. Turn a ho into a housewife
Just because Kurupt said it can't be done, doesn't mean you shouldn't try
4. Marry 4 women on the same street
Practice the principal
3. Point and laugh at slaves in cages
What were you going to do? Free them?
2. Never, ever heal your dog and let it limp everywhere
My character is more of a cat person
1. Crap your pants. On purpose. Multiple times a day. In front of people.
Staying regular is the foundation of a healthy life, after all
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September 10th, 2009 - 17:12
those are funny
April 25th, 2010 - 03:46
These are funny but number 2 is just plain mean…poor doggy. =(
Fable 2 is awesome!
May 17th, 2010 - 18:58
Lol my favorite things to do are locate rare weapons and sacrifice my wife to the temple of Shadows
September 10th, 2010 - 21:27
how do you sacrfice your wife
November 29th, 2010 - 04:18
How do you sacrifice your wife? Hmm, turn off the safety meaning press down, when you pull out your weapon. Or, you can do it at the Temple of Darkness if you are going evil. If going good, go to an area where no one is and kill her. You may have to pay a fine, if going good I suggest you pay it because then you will not have to kill the guards, which will turn you evil. If going evil, then kill them. Sometimes going evil is a pain when trying to buy something. Due to the fact that it is nearly impossible to buy from someone who is contently running from you.
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I have been playing Fable 3, had it almost a month and it just messed up on my today. Man that makes me so mad. We are going to need to get another copy. Just to let you know David, Fable 3 is out in case you did not know. It just came out just a month and 3 days ago.