Choice excerpts from MadWorld’s commentators

I haven't had a ton of time with MadWorld yet, but one of the really wonderful things about it so far has been the amazing commentators, Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and Chris Kreeley (sp?). Here's some of the fun things they had to say while I was playing.
"It's kind of like surfing porn while on the toilet. When you stand up, boy it sure ain't pretty."
"Jack better watch out, he can be sucked to his death." "Not a bad way to go, but here it isn't a desired outcome."
"1 minute left!" "... the amount of time your wife spent f#$king you on your honeymoon!"
"You know, you haven't seen this country until you've ridden across it in a spiked train."
And that's only an hour in. I have a feeling these guys are going to literally kill me eventually.
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