Ethan Mars gets Crunk with the kids
I wanted to do something cool for my 2,000th Tweet -- the jury is still out on that, but, hey, it's an hour of work you got out of me. In the high stakes world of ridiculous internet videos, I hope that sixty minutes will at least equate to one individual's enjoyment. If I've succeeded there, then I can feel good about this three minute long attempt at humor.
I'm going insane, aren't I?
[Free beats provided by LoopsKiller]
The One Book a Month Project: Snow Crash
So I'm 1/1 with my new endeavor: The One Book a Month Project. As Mike Schramm suggested -- actually, it was more of a threat, because being an individual who works on the internet, by law I wasn't allowed to continue working in the vast series of pipes until I've read Snow Crash. So, I went with Snow Crash.
Apparently, I'm super late to the party, which is fine, but, guys, what a book! Great ideas behind not only the evolution of the internet (and a playful, almost whimsical outlook on the overpopulation and impoverished road this country is headed down), but some interesting comparisons to religion and viruses. I don't want to spoil it for anyone who has yet to read it (and, please, don't drop a comment or link to the Wikipedia page if you're reading this), but it's one of the more interesting and fun books I've ever read. Thanks, Mike!
Next up:
The One Book a Month Project: March 2010 (The Road by Cormac McCarthy)
It’s raining blood on Sesame Street
Slayer brings me fond memories of my times as a teenager. Sesame Street brings me fond memories of being a carefree kid, and giggling every time the Cookie Monster gobbled up a handful of his favorite treat. The two combined sort of fill me with a weird tingling sensation. Regardless, one thing is certain: This video kicks ass. Enjoy.
[Via Manofest]
American Psycho slashes its way onto Broadway

I wonder if it would make a good show, to be honest. The book and movie are both great, each in their own unique way, so I'm not going to sit here and say the idea is horrible. If executed properly, it could be quite the show. But, I'm not much of a musical fan, myself. I couldn't even sit through 20 minutes of Sweeney Todd.
Here's to hoping it's a success. And, if you haven't check out Bret Easton Ellis. His books rock.
Image of the Day: A Denny’s waitress with a brain

So, let me preface this image a bit. On the weekends, if my friend Josh rolls down to my neck of the woods (see: the middle of nowhere), then we usually head into York proper, to Cobblestone's (a big sports bar) to play pool and sip on some brews. If we close the place out or stay late, we'll usually go hang with the goth kids and other folks who closed out the surrounding bars in the area at the local Denny's. This weekend, we actually had a waitress that wasn't legally retarded. I was fairly hammered, not being the one who needed to drive, so I was joking left and right and, on the check, she left what you see above.
What I don't get about the note, however, is the "special ingredient pancakes" part. I mean, we talked about the starving kids in Africa (I didn't eat my whole Grand Slam, so I guess I'm responsible for an Ethiopian family dying or something), but the only memorable pancake thing about that experience was how Josh's pancakes came like 20 minutes late. Okay, maybe she had half a brain.
Image of the Day: Think before you create a wall design
It's a bunch of forks, right?
[Via digg]
God bless you, Terry Tate, for laying down the law on Palin
TJ said it better than I could: it's the best thing ever. Seriously, what a great video. It flows together so great. Man, I love the Cole Train.
Gears of War 2 in a few weeks, bitches!


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