Today may be the most important day ever

Seriously, there's something going on tonight that could shake the very Earth we live on. If there's one thing I absolutely hate with all of my being, it's the Dallas Cowboys. I hate everything about them: their players, that mummified corpse Jerry Jones, and, most importantly, their fans. America's team? Give me a friggin' break.
Tonight is Monday Night Football, where the Eagles will be taking on the Cowboys. Their last match-up had the Eagles winning 10-6 and following last week's game, everyone here is pumped to see the Eagles come out throwing the ball well. We don't have to worry about a good running game. We've got Brian Westbrook.
So, basically, if you ever talk to me on these internets, don't expect me to be around between 8pm and midnight ET tonight. I've already got some beers, and a lot of delicious finger foods. Man, I'm pumped! And with the Phillies sweeping the Brewers and the Mets choking like the Mets always do, I'm finally feeling like being a Philadelphia sports fan isn't the most painful thing on the planet. Awesome!
But, alas, we must focus on tonight. What do you say? E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!
How bout them Phils?
Man, what a game last night. Sadly, I live in York, PA, which means I don't get all of the Phillies games (I did get the Dodgers series right before last night's game, though).
I had to read about last night's game online this morning and, wow, what a read. Pedro Feliz hits that insane walk-off homerun on Sunday night, and then last night Coste hits that walk-off single? The Phils are in 1st place again and looking mean.
Eat it, Mets.
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