Shawn Andrews continues his descent into madness
Okay, so when I posted the entry right below this one, I was dead serious when I said Shawn Andrews is insane. He's put up another video tonight that, well, it's like the most beautiful train wreck one could ever imagine. It's like that train is made of chocolate and full of chewy gingerbread men and has derailed into a pile of rainbows.
But, in all seriousness, the rap alone is lawlworthy, but the rambling madness that comes afterward is something to really behold. I think this is what the internet was invented for. That and kitten videos.
[Source: YouTube]
Shawn Andrews gets his Michael Phelps on, loses mind in process
If you think Michael Vick signing with the Eagles is the biggest story of this season, you're dead wrong. It should be Shawn Andrews and his coining of a phrase that will forever be trapped in my lexicon: Getting my Michael Phelps on. It's the subject of his latest YouTube video and the inspiration for some beat-filled nonsense he's decided to spew out onto the internets. I'm not sure what "getting my Michael Phelps on" means, but, at this point, I'm pretty sure it would only ruin the fun.
In the process of putting his video out there, he reveals a few things about himself:
- He's absolutely insane
- His home decor knowledge is limited to Spongebob Squarepants and black wall paint
- He's absolutely insane
- He wants to be Blade, the vampire hunter
- He's absolutely insane
It's okay, Shawn. Thanks for sharing. That's what the internet's for!
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